Archived Blog Sept 13 2006

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Here's a motherfucking survery, motherfuckers! Current mood: bitchy

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Master
2. Sire
3. Cunts

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Fear Itself
2. Homosexuals
3. Cunts

THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY:
1. Drugs
2. Homosexuals
3. Cunts

THREE THINGS YOU HATE:
1. Homosexuals
2. People with different skin color or ethnic background.
3. Bigots

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Solid Gold Toilet
2. Anal Beads
3. Scented Candles

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Condom
2. Mother's Bra
3. Father's Thong

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (OR SAME) SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Breasts
2. Vagina
3. Breasts

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Masturbating
2. Masturbating
3. Masturbating

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. One Hundred Million Dollars
2. Success
3. Bird Flu

THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. OBGYN
2. President
3. Hitman

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. Iraq
2. Jersey City
3. North Korea

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Have Sex
2. Meet My Parents
3. Assassinate a Foreign Leader